Dr. Funniest Malik

Dr. Funniest Malik

Unfortunately we are surrounded by people who are Zardari Uncle’s relative or one who accompanied him during his days in prison.  One of them is our Interior Minister since PPP government came into power, Dr. Rehman Malik.

Since he took charge, I always found him travelling, working, convincing coalition partners etc. Especially on Karachi’s worst law & order situation, I have always found him on great stance.  He always talks about PEACE in Karachi/Pakistan but unfortunately I must say that he is FAILED in making Pakistan a terrorist free country. Law & order situation of Pakistan especially Karachi is getting worst & worst as day passes. We Karachites didn’t find a single day when there is peace in Karachi. Not even a single hour when we can say that no firing and murder is reported. Malik Sahab is also famous because of his funny statements, during massive target killings in Karachi, he told media that 

“Out of 100, only 30 were victims of targeted violence in Karachi while 70 others died at the hands of their wives or girlfriends.”:P (FUNNY :-D).

While buttering MQM, he said that Altaf Bhai is a visionary person.  (HAHHAHAHAHA...).

Once he said: He would resign if the private security company Blackwater was found operating in Pakistan.

Recently he Says: government’s job is to ensure security and safety of people, With due Respect, Sir; you have FAILED so far in case you didn't know.

At the end of press conferences, he used to say: ‘Mujhay Sab pata hai, Waqt anay per Bataoga.’

But the statement issued by his parties former Sindh’s interior minister was really Hilarious:

Mirza said, if Rehman Malik eating Apple, he says he is eating Banana. Malik is a born liar (LOLZ) after hearing Mirza’s press conference I can’t control my laugh. It was REALLY hilarious and alarming as well.

Malik Sahab really loves Pakistanis and recently On Eid; he gives an Eid present (EIDI) to All Pakistani’s especially residents of Karachi, Lahore, Multan, Quetta & Islamabad. That present will remain with us for 14 hours. Yes I am talking about jamming of Mobile services. According to Rough Estimation, Cellular Companies in Pakistan have faced almost 100 Million Rs. losses in those 14 hours.

Now I really want to Ask Malik Sahab, Is this the Solution? We are the only country who has blocked their cellular services just because of Threat! Countries usually suspend their Cellular services during Wars. BUT you can’t find a single Example. BUT yes, Because of our Interior ministry, now we are the example in front of whole world.

I am associated with Youth Parliament of Pakistan & International Youth congress (U.S.A). This makes my huge social network. On chand raat, it was really very irritating for me to reply everyone on Facebook and twitter that why Pakistani government have suspended our Cellular services, When It will resume, why I am not replying them etc etc. Representing Pakistan Internationally with a positive image is really difficult nowadays.

One of my friend, who is also affiliated with a political party have posted this on his status:

Rehman Malik has great logic:

•  Instead of tracing the location of the SIM and its own; he banned Mobile Services.
• Instead of tracing those who makes fake-documentation (CNIC/Passport); he is going to ban Pre-Paid Mobile Service.
• Instead taking measure to tighten security on check posts; he makes fake claims.

• Instead depoliticizing the police department; he negotiates with the maker of target killers.
  Instead of tracing the IP address of a computer; he would block internet service as well.
  Instead of de-weaponization; he is barricading whole country.
  Instead of doing something in real; he appears on media like he's a superstar.

I completely agree with him. I really want to know what our interior ministry have done in their tenure. It’s been more than 4.5 years, what are their achievements. With due respect, this is Election YEAR... Try to act wisely.